Location: Murietta, California
Situation: Liberals screaming their support for illegal immigrants to be dumped in their city to suck their social services dry and spread diseases like chicken pox, scabies, and head lice.
I’m not going to argue the case against illegal immigrants. Instead, I share two ideas to make a lot of money off the liberal stupidity. People who are so dense that they’ll actively scream and protest to let kids with diseases into their town to infect their own children deserve to be separated from their money.
Here are two ideas to suck a lot of money from these idiots.
1. Sell them hats, water, sunscreen, popsicles, and anything else that they’ll need in the hot summer sun. Why? Because they’ve forgotten to bring it themselves!
How to get them to buy it? Have a couple of your conservative Hispanic friends sell it to them. The liberals are idiots; if they see a Hispanic they’ll assume they’re a Democrat and they’ll buy whatever the Hispanic is selling. It’s that easy.
2. Have a phony “petition” for these protestors to sign. Tell them it’s going to go to “sending a message” to the government to “support the migrant children”. Get their names and their email addresses.
Then do this: rent the names to list brokers. There are plenty of people who will pay good money for the names of Democrats who respond emotionally to liberal causes. With enough names you can build a nice income.
So go to these protests happily: there are a lot of stupid liberals out there, and they deserve to get soaked out of their money.